In the town of Wuhan some germs from an animal made a big leap and infected a few nobody thought it would be a pandemic and now the whole world’s in a hullabalooIn the town of Wuhan some germs from an animal made a big leap and infected a few nobody thought it would be a pandemic and now the whole world’s in a hullabaloo it didn’t take long for the germs to go global in planes and trains and cruises by sea now locked in our homes and trying to stay sober we can’t even watch the live sport on TV! Six long months in isolation Six long months doing nothing at all Six long months in isolation This lockdown is driving me up the wall I try to go out, get sent back in again I went out straight back in again Sick to death of this social distancing Finish the lockdown for once and for all! The experts say keep two meters distance And never to gather in couples and groups The heating at home is fecking disaster I’m fat as a fool from pastas and soups Now in the UK the virus was active And got to Prime Minister in Number 10 I hope Boris Johnson recovers completely So that we can call him a dickhead again Six long months in isolation Six long months with one toilet roll I wish to God I had constipation because I have nothing to wipe in me hole! I try to go out, get sent back in again I went out straight back in again Sick to death of this social distancing Finish the lockdown for once and for all Now Trump took it lightly, “there’s no need to panic, We’re under control that is only a flu” He finally did what he promised to voters America’s first in the infections too. Three long years with Trump as president Three long years doing nothing at all Talking shite and blaming China While Mexico begs him to finish the wall. I try to go out, get sent back in again I went out straight back in again Sick to death of this social distancing Finish the lockdown for once and for all! The end is in sight and the curve it is flattening Lifting the lockdown is yet to be seen Washing your hands and staying at home Is the only solution for covid-19. Six long months in isolation The planet has never looked greener before But back to the grind to pay off the mortgage The world just won’t be the same any more