In the town of Wuhan some germs
from an animal made a big leap and infected a few
nobody thought it would be a pandemic
and now the whole world’s in a hullabalooIn the town of Wuhan some germs
from an animal made a big leap and infected a few
nobody thought it would be a pandemic
and now the whole world’s in a hullabaloo
it didn’t take long for the germs to go global
in planes and trains and cruises by sea
now locked in our homes and trying to stay sober
we can’t even watch the live sport on TV!
Six long months in isolation
Six long months doing nothing at all
Six long months in isolation
This lockdown is driving me up the wall
I try to go out, get sent back in again
I went out straight back in again
Sick to death of this social distancing
Finish the lockdown for once and for all!
The experts say keep two meters distance
And never to gather in couples and groups
The heating at home is fecking disaster
I’m fat as a fool from pastas and soups
Now in the UK the virus was active
And got to Prime Minister in Number 10
I hope Boris Johnson recovers completely
So that we can call him a dickhead again
Six long months in isolation
Six long months with one toilet roll
I wish to God I had constipation
because I have nothing to wipe in me hole!
I try to go out, get sent back in again
I went out straight back in again
Sick to death of this social distancing
Finish the lockdown for once and for all
Now Trump took it lightly, “there’s no need to panic,
We’re under control that is only a flu”
He finally did what he promised to voters
America’s first in the infections too.
Three long years with Trump as president
Three long years doing nothing at all
Talking shite and blaming China
While Mexico begs him to finish the wall.
I try to go out, get sent back in again
I went out straight back in again
Sick to death of this social distancing
Finish the lockdown for once and for all!
The end is in sight and the curve it is flattening
Lifting the lockdown is yet to be seen
Washing your hands and staying at home
Is the only solution for covid-19.
Six long months in isolation
The planet has never looked greener before
But back to the grind to pay off the mortgage
The world just won’t be the same any more