в первый раз в жызни прочетала yes, I have it real bad this time

Leonard Nimoy/Willam Shatner, Shipping Wars by my_daroga
Шатнер хотя по сюжету и молодой, но прям как будто из Бостон Лигал, и вообще прелестное

"What's wrong with my scarf?" De said irritably. "When did this become about my sense of style?"
"That's just it! You can''t like girls and dress like that."
"Bill, it's the 60's. Everyone dresses like this. Do you think everyone with long hair is a homosexual?"
Bill thought. "No," he said. "Not the girls. But they all do drugs."
"We're getting off the point," De said, putting his cup down. Oh good, Bill thought, there was a point. He was tired of points. He was an adult, a leading man, captain of the starship. Why was everyone trying to teach him stuff all the time? "The point being, you need to stop saying this stuff around Leonard."
"Are you telling me hates the gays?" Bill asked with blatant disbelief. "I don't believe it. Though now that you say that, he is from Massachusetts. Puritans, you know." He paused. "Puritan Jews."


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