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I danced with everyone at the wedding. The women were all brilliant! The men... were a bit shy.
'Anywhere in particular?'
'Well, let's see. You've got a time machine, I've got a gun. What the hell... Let's kill Hitler!'
'Hello. You are unauthorized. Your death will now be implemented.'
'Look, I'm staff, see? Look! Staff!'
'You are authorized. Your existence will continue.'
*пугает соседей безумным ржанием*
Гитлер: Thank you. Whoever you are, I think you've just saved my life.
Доктор: ( 0________о) Believe me, it was an accident.
аыыы, оно всё лучше и лучше))))
Патрульный (Берлин, 38-й год): What are you doing here?
Ривер: Well. I was on my way to this gay, gypsy barmizvah for the disabled, when I suddenly thought, 'Gosh, the Third Reich's a bit rubbish. I think I'll kill the Fuhrer. Who's with me?'